‘If I put a teatowel on my head like her, do you reckon the Queen will shake my hand too?’
Somebody pls give me a job. I have a severe lack of money, no HC2 certificate and a hell of a lot of medication to buy. And by a hell of a lot, I mean £76.50 worth. Maybe more if I actually see a doctor about the whole bleeding mole situation. I also need to fork out something like £130 for a new mouthguard to try and fix this bloody jaw.
And Alex and I desperately need to go to the SeaLife Centre.
So yeah. Job pls. Thx. Or donations. Either way…
I’m definitely much more of a lesbian in the summer. I think it has something to do with all the titties.
Girls with their tits out: AWESOME
Guys with their tits out: OH GOD MY EYES I WANT TO VOMIT
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
- in celebration: I'll put the kettle on
- in sorrow: I'll put the kettle on
- in anticipation: I'll put the kettle on
- in sympathy: I'll put the kettle on
- in dedication: I'll put the kettle on
- just because: I'll put the kettle on
- everyday: the kettle is on
